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Interacting with the Caretaker: A Beginner’s FAQ

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On a wooden bench, next a flamewalker house, bellow a red piece of fabric, Flamewalker Hold.

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Interacting with the Caretaker: A Beginner’s FAQ

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[This file has been prepared by XAS researchers with the help of Doctor Belle Walker.]

What is the Caretaker?

Glad ya asked, darlin’! The Caretaker’s an incredibly brilliant Eldan AI who looks like the upper half of a shirtless humanoid with kinda stringy muscle definition, t’be honest, but he pops up all over Nexus in Eldan exo-labs, exo-sites, and other facilities we ain’t quite figured out yet.

What’s the Caretaker do?

He’s just about the closest thing Nexus has got
to a built-in tour guide. There are lots of copies, and there might even be a network connectin’ ’em all to each other. Like ya might guess from his name, he keeps an eye on things, at least when he’s functionin’ somethin’ close to correct-like.

How do I know when the Caretaker is functioning correctly?

Well hell, sugar, I won’t vouch for what might pass for correct, but I do know he ain’t never tried to do me no harm when he was green. When he turns red? That’s a sign
of somethin’ gone wrong in his programmin’. Usually ya can patch him up with a little fancy codework. Like as not ya might even find a green Caretaker avatar tryin’ to fix the malfunctionin’ facets. That’s what he calls ’em, his facets.

What does the Caretaker call the different copies of himself?

Facets! Ain’t ya payin’ attention, sweetheart?

Of course. So have you found a Caretaker at every Eldan facility?

Nope, but I reckon the majority got a facet or two floatin’ about.
They can get around better’n ya might think. Their projection pods are Eldan tech, got built-in transmat capabilities. Love to get some of that tech for Rusty and Bolt. Well, maybe Bolt. Rusty might ‘port himself into a lava pit when he wasn’t payin’ attention.

We done here yet?

Anything else we should know about interacting with the Caretaker?

Right, that was the point’a this whole thing, wasn’t it? Well, when ya got a red avatar, red facet, whatever ya wanna call the “bad Caretaker,”
your best bet is to clear out until ya can figure out how to alter his programmin’. Trust me. He’ll capture ya, or experiment on ya, or just plain incinerate ya. Red equals bad. Now, a big greenie? Love me a green Caretaker. Just be friendly, don’t flinch if he implies ya might be Eldan – he sometimes gets a little mixed up even when he’s in a friendly mood – and if he asks for help believe ‘im. He might also talk about ya like you’re a test subject, or maybe some kinda insect. He’s funny. But the
Caretaker don’t ask for help till the squirg’s really hit the fan.

Have you ever asked the Caretaker about the Eldan?

Ya think I’m dim? Only every chance I get. Answer’s always the same: “Progenitor-level access only.” He’ll answer most anything else, even if it’s to tell ya he don’t know. But the Eldan? No way. Nothin’ about their goals. Nothin’ about where they went. Won’t even show me what one looks like. You’re welcome to ask if ya meet him, and lemme know what he says. I’m dyin’ to find out.

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Flamewalker High Priest Diaries

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At the top of a large platform, close to the quest objective mob High Priest Flame-Guardian, Flamewalker Hold. You can start your ascending from all platform sides. High Priest Flame-Guardian is one large mob, with huge staff, he is objective of mission Fall of the High Priest, part- Kill High Priest Flame-Guardian.

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Bio-Dome 4

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Flamewalker High Priest Diaries

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[A collection of Flamewalker leaders have recorded diaries on this ancient Eldan datachron. Much of the data has degraded, but some text is recoverable.]

The Masters have left us. Why? Where have they gone? Their faithful servants await their next orders, yet we have received no word. The great machines still function. The grand experiments are still in progress. The project proceeds on schedule.

We have no choice. This must be a test. Another experiment. The Eldan seek
to discern if their Pell are loyal and capable. I shall lead us through this test with devotion to the Masters. The work continues. The Pell are faithful.

[The next decipherable entry appears to have been recorded more than three centuries after the previous recording.]

The Flamewalkers tribe is powerful. I am most powerful of all, for I know the secrets of the Masters’ machines, a secret passed down from the first leader. While other Pell scrape and mewl, the Flamewalkers tribe delves into
the mysteries of the primal powers. And I, the great priest of the Flamewalkers, have conceived a plan to make the Masters return to us! If we are to see the Masters again, we must tame the terraformer. Only when we possess the power of the Masters will they reveal themselves to us once more!

[The next decipherable recording dates nearly a four hundred years after the previous entry.]

I, High Priest of the Flamewalkers, sing the glory of the Masters! After many long centuries,
and many high priests before me, the time draws near. We have found the way to give life to the Great Terraformer. We will bring fire to the sky, and our hearts will know the secrets of the gods. And then the Masters will have to return to us!

[One final entry appears to be much more recent.]

The Great Machine burns the ground beneath us. The Great Machine creates new stone and soil.
The Great Machine is not the god of the Flamewalker Pell. It is our servant. Soon we will consume this world in fire, and we will become the Masters!

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Big Graw & Me

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On a pile of bones, close to a Big Graw “WANTED: Big Graw” quest objective mob, next to a giant skull, Tanglevine Village.

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Bio-Dome 3

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Big Graw & Me

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BIG GRAW OBSERVATION – DAY 001

Doctor Grodinus recording. After a great deal of negotiation with some less-than-pleasant locals, I believe I have learned the location of their greatest secret – a mysterious and monstrous anthropoid they call Big Graw. They believe the monster protects them, and perhaps protects whatever they hold valuable. And what they hold valuable could be valuable back in the civilized galaxy as well.

I suspect this creature is merely a large razortail or
perhaps an especially vicious malverine, but I have established this observation post to be the first Dominion explorer to learn the truth. With luck, I can befriend the beast. Such creatures are known to hoard away many peculiar treasures that may be of great value.

BIG GRAW OBSERVATION – DAY 003

Doctor Grodinus recording. At last, I have seen the creature, and it is indeed a monstrous beast! Powerful and huge, I watched with my own eyes as Big Graw crushed the skull of an
orbitog and swallowed it whole! The monster would certainly be capable of crushing a man flat with a swipe of his hand or – and this is what I find peculiar – slaughtering the entire village of primitives nearby. What manner of alpha predator would not feast upon such a ready food source? Could it be that Big Graw really does feel some sort of attachment for the primitives? I must investigate this further. The next time the beast appears, I shall make contact in the name of the Dominion!

BIG GRAW OBSERVATION – DAY 012

Doctor Grodinus recording. The mutant gorganoth Big Graw – I have had ample time to identify the source species of this monstrosity – has emerged at last from its slumber. It appears to be lethargic, even relaxed. Now is surely the time to make myself known to him. I shall leave this channel open to continue recording this momentous event.

Hello! BIG GRAW! I am friend! You understand “friend”? Yes, yes! Good!
Come this way. You have intelligence in those eyes, I think. That’s it. Closer still.

Big Graw, great and mighty Big Graw! My name is Doctor GroAAAAAAAWGGH!

[The remaining audio cannot be accurately represented in text form, which is probably for the best.]

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Ekose Cargo Manifest

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On a small platform that has four reddish boxes and one blue barrel, just behind Quartermaster Sunleaf, Touchdown Site Bravo.

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Ekose Cargo Manifest

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INVENTORY

Items/Destination/Notes

Twelve (12) Pieces (Misc.) Eldan Artifacts, Broken/Cassopolis, Korol Province, Cassus/Handle with care.

Four (4) Lots Squirg Eggs/Zax Estate Residence 17, Nord-Suda Continent, Bezgelor/DO NOT OPEN.

Seven Hundred (700) Lots Squirg Eggs/Darkspur Nebula – Transmit on 8371.22 at coordinates 78.3 -297 -1009.12/Go ahead and open, but not until you transmit on that frequency.

One Hundred Twenty-Four (124)
Lots Small Arms (Misc.)/Tremor Ridge, Algoroc, Nexus/Marauder defense discount applied.

Forty-Seven (47) Crates Zubble-Bubble by Protostar (Recalledberry)/Protostar Flavor Research and Toxin Recycling Planet 22-C, Quadrant 7-G, The Protostar Cluster/Do not allow Zubble-Bubble by Protostar (Recalledberry) to exceed recommended temperatures. Fatal explosions may result from failure to follow this recommendation. Do not allow Zubble-Bubble by Protostar (Recalledberry) to be
consumed by organic or artificial beings. Fatal explosions may result from failure to follow this recommendation.

Two Hundred (200) Lots Draken Bones (Assorted, Guaranteed Ancestor-Infused)/Bloodfire Village, Deradune, Nexus/DO NOT OPEN.

Four Hundred (400) Cases Dolph’s Lager/Gnoxville, Thayd, Nexus/Bonus paid for speedy delivery.

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Medical Inventory (Experimental)

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On ground, at the entrance to blueish cargo container, next to Ability Trade Kiosk and Bounty Board, Touchdown Site Bravo. Quests like “WANTED: Deathclaw [GROUP 3+]” and “WANTED: Grimstone [GROUP 3+]” can be found here.

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Medical Inventory (Experimental)

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[An inventory list of experimental medical supplies recently delivered to Touchdown Site Bravo and their intended uses].

288 Units OXYMETACYCLOMIDE
Temporarily ameliorates the effects of long-term sleeplessness and allows full and complete function for up to two standard weeks before developmental degradation begins. Authorized for short-term use only!

914 Units QUADRIPORCONEX
Only known experimental cure for hypothetical disease cubig fever.
Administer within 48 hours of first symptoms (headache, sweating, light oinking). If failure to administer within 48 hours occurs, extermination of the cubig fever host is grudgingly recommended.

99 Units SKEECHBITE SALVE
For mild bites that break the skin only. Apply directly to the affected area. For Skeech-caused amputations, consider SKEECHBITE STUMP-CAULK.

99 Units SKEECHBITE STUMP-CAULK
For Skeech-caused
amputations in which the limb can be recovered for reattachment. Apply directly to the affected area. Short-term use only.

0 Units SKEECHBITE PERMANENT STUMP-SEALANT (Backordered)

20,031 Units PROTOCYLLIN ALL-PURPOSE ANTIBIOTIC
Apply to infected area daily. In case of internal infection, consume daily. If infection persists, consult an actual doctor, not the Protostar Discount “Medications ‘n’ Things” Catalog Vol. 12.

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Care and Feeding of Allegedly Domesticated Hookfoots

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On ground, next to a cage, east from nearby crashed ship, Dustrunner Aft Compartment.

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Care and Feeding of Allegedly Domesticated Hookfoots

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AUTHOR’S FOREWORD

So you’ve decided to raise allegedly domesticated hookfoots for fun and profit! Congratulations. You’re joining a literally unknown number of happy and rugged individualists who have entered into this new and exciting cottage industry. Trust me when I say, once you read this book, you’ll be “hooked” on hookfoots, too!

As you almost certainly know, hookfoots are extremely intelligent, vacuum-adapted predators that usually dwell on asteroids and airless planetoids.
Moving from space-rock to space-rock with the delightfully hooked feet that give them their name, in the wild these charismatic killers instinctively home in on ambient life energy via poorly understood sensory organs, and then feed directly on the energy of their victims. Of course, when properly trained they provide companionship, protection, and many potential and hypothetical military applications.

If you’re ready to start your own hookfoot ranch, there’s literally NOTHING stopping you
except the hookfoots themselves, and on page 79 you will find a formula for a really effective hookfoot sedative that also makes a great space-paint remover. Once properly sedated, drag them back to your ranch via a licensed hookfoot-mover and you’ll be caring for and feeding your newly domesticated hookfoot in no time! Just make sure you’ve gotten rid of any pets or family members who could prove troublesome. Did I say “gotten rid of”? I meant “taken care of”! Also, not murdered!
Simply have them leave the premises, as the hookfoot can only imprint on one individual at a time, and you do NOT want to see what a hookfoot can do to your family. The pets you should probably sell, even a well trained hookfoot will snap up a space-pup in one bite and drain that adorable little sucker’s very life essence in minutes, and then the family, who should be in hiding, remember, will blame you for it.

Anyway, I can’t stress this enough – once you commit to the hookfoot lifestyle,
you’ll never want to make a living any other way. I know I don’t! That’s why I’ve written all these books about domesticating hookfoots.

Look, I get it. Your friends bought you this book as a gag gift. Who would domesticate these things? They’re monsters! They will SUCK OUT your life force with their space-fangs!

I wrote this thing on a dare. It was supposed to be a thinly disguised commentary on certain social upheavals on Vog Jadda 7, for a sociology class I’m taking at the University of Cassus
extension campus. Somehow this got sent to the university publishing house instead. So go ahead and read the rest of it if you want, and thanks for purchasing it assuming you did so through an authorized vendor, but please, please DO NOT try to domesticate hookfoots. I can’t take any more of these deaths on my conscience.

I wish I could take this book off the market, but I’m reliant on the revenue stream. Again, don’t domesticate hookfoots. It’s a gag.

Thanks for reading,

-Tarvin Stone

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Owner’s Manual: Longhaul-Class Freighter

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Inside of a crashed spaceship, Dustrunner: Main Hold. Entrance to the Dustrunner is at the location marked at map. Quest that takes you inside is “Element of Surprise”, part- Enter Spigo’s crashed ship, where you need to enter given code 60191 to the SHIPMENT: 018J and defend it.

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Dustrunner entrance.

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Owner’s Manual: Longhaul-Class Freighter

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Thanks for Choosing FreightSpace!……….01

-Welcome aboard!

-Meet the FreightSpace team!

-Sign the FreightSpace liability waiver!

Longhaul: For the Long Haul………………..02

-Built “FreightSpace Strong”!

-Number One in Value!

-Not Number One in Accidental Atmospheric Venting Anymore!

Schematics: Outer Hull……………………….06

-Keep atmosphere in and cosmic
death out with certified FreightSpace outer hulls!

Schematics: Inner Hull………………………..07

-Mount screens and decorations on certified FreightSpace inner hulls!

Schematics: Helm Control (Cockpit)………09

-Steer your Longhaul with reasonable accuracy!

Schematics: Engine Room……………………10

-Never lose track of your engine again with this convenient room!

Schematics: Life
Support……………………..11

-Because space shouldn’t always be an icy deathtrap.

Schematics: BBZ-330 “Buzzbing” Drive…..12

-20% less MRO (Mutative Radiation Overspill) than the BBZ-310!

Schematics: DZZ-7 “Dizzy” Spin Core………14

-27% less GRG (General Radiation Generation) than the DZZ-4!

Maintenance Tips……………………………….16

-Tip Number One: Only visit licensed FreightStar
maintenance facilities!

Warranty…………………………………………..22

-Probably too long for you to read. Trust us!

FAQ…………………………………………………..48

-Looking for exciting, low-paying work? Take the FreightSpace Associates Quiz!

Parts Vendors(Reputable)……………………56

-Reputability not technically guaranteed!

Parts Vendors(Disreputable)………………..58

-Disreputability can be safely assumed!

[A warning on the following page cautions that this manual can be used as a guide to self-repair, but the manufacturer reiterates that the ship should be serviced only at licensed FreightStar maintenance facilities. It is clear Captain Spigo has done all maintenance on the Dustrunner himself, however, violating the warranty on multiple occasions.]

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