[An inventory list of experimental medical supplies recently delivered to Touchdown Site Bravo and their intended uses].
288 Units OXYMETACYCLOMIDE
Temporarily ameliorates the effects of long-term sleeplessness and allows full and complete function for up to two standard weeks before developmental degradation begins. Authorized for short-term use only!
914 Units QUADRIPORCONEX
Only known experimental cure for hypothetical disease cubig fever.
Administer within 48 hours of first symptoms (headache, sweating, light oinking). If failure to administer within 48 hours occurs, extermination of the cubig fever host is grudgingly recommended.
99 Units SKEECHBITE SALVE
For mild bites that break the skin only. Apply directly to the affected area. For Skeech-caused amputations, consider SKEECHBITE STUMP-CAULK.
99 Units SKEECHBITE STUMP-CAULK
amputations in which the limb can be recovered for reattachment. Apply directly to the affected area. Short-term use only.
0 Units SKEECHBITE PERMANENT STUMP-SEALANT (Backordered)
20,031 Units PROTOCYLLIN ALL-PURPOSE ANTIBIOTIC
Apply to infected area daily. In case of internal infection, consume daily. If infection persists, consult an actual doctor, not the Protostar Discount “Medications ‘n’ Things” Catalog Vol. 12.