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The Curious Canimid

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[ILLUSTRATION: A cartoon representation of a smiling canimid.]
This is Cappy. He is a canimid. He comes from the planet Nexus. He is curious about the world around him. He is going to dig his way around the world!

[ILLUSTRATION: Cappy burrows up from the ground with a smile on his face.]
Cappy sure likes to dig. Hello, Cappy! Your enormous claws sure do make good digging tools!

[ILLUSTRATION: Cappy stalks a jabbit.]
Cappy lives under the ground. He does not have
many friends. Will this jabbit be Cappy’s friend?

[ILLUSTRATION: Cappy smiles and looks sleepy, patting his belly.]
Nope.

[ILLUSTRATION: Cappy stalks a snoglug.]
Uh-oh, Cappy. That might not be a good idea. I don’t think that snoglug wants to be your friend.

[ILLUSTRATION: The snoglug spits poison in Cappy’s face.]
Ouch! That sure must sting. Maybe Cappy’s curiosity won’t get the best of him.

[ILLUSTRATION: His eyes swollen shut and his face covered in a nasty rash,
Cappy tears apart the snoglug in a shower of guts and shell fragments in a variety of cartoonish colors that are perfect for children.]
I guess Cappy was curious what was in that snoglug after all. Guess it wasn’t an antidote for snoglug poison.

[ILLUSTRATION: Cappy stalks a Dominion warbreaker tank.]
Now that’s a curious machine of war and destruction. I wonder what Cappy makes of it? Better think this one through, Cappy!

[ILLUSTRATION: Cappy’s upper half is vaporized
by a wide-beam disintegrator ray and the tank rolls on.]
And the moral of the story is, don’t be curious. Or you might end up like Cappy, kids!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Cerico Tylus is an educator, inventor, and a self-trained canimid biologist who at the time of this writing has shot, stuffed, and mounted over seventy-three canimid since arriving on Nexus. He recommends those troubled by the events of this children’s educational tale contact their Dominion governors or other appropriate officials
and tell them that in the midst of a war that will decide the very fate of the galaxy, they should focus on a children’s book. His precise words are, “See how that goes over, why don’t you?”

ABOUT THE ILLUSTRATOR
Illustrator Optex of the Imperial Corps of Intelligence has studied the native fauna and flora of Nexus in order to form a complete catalog of the emperor’s domain. His favorite native fauna is the Nexus canimid, and he keeps a trained canimid as a pet at his home in Tempest Refuge.

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To Seek the Gods

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My own brother told me that what I suggested was the rankest heresy. Yet how can the search for truth ever be heretical? How can employing the mind and thought bestowed upon us by the gods ever be anything but pure and just?

Just look at this wondrous place. Take it in, and walk the steps the gods themselves laid before us. My brother, I fear, is blinded by the words of mere men. I seek the works of those who ascended to another
plane of existence. I shall find the truth of their disappearance, or I will die. Perhaps both. And maybe, one day, Toric will understand why.

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Cocktail List

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Please note that all orders must be accompanied by express written permission of Lord Horacos himself, or they will not be fulfilled.

ZIN and TONIC……………150p
A refreshing beverage for the discerningly adventurous aristocrat in you.

OLD KOROL……………225p
Served neat. Do not ask for ice. You will be invited to leave.

AXIS FADE-OUT……………185p
A mind-numbing, memory-destroying brew concocted by the
spymistress of the ICI herself! Not technically legal on Cassus. Good thing we’re not on Cassus!

RADIANT LEMONADE……………85p
Discretely priced for the legionary budget, this juice box packs a kick like a rented ravenok.

COZMO & TRONIC……………200p
Recommended for our Chua patrons only, as other species are not immune to the native Bezgelorian poisons that go into the fermentation process of all Chua liquors. Virgin
versions available for non-Chua!

ARBORIAN MUDSLIDE……………335p
Unleash the Flavor Reapers with this dessert-style cocktail designed by the emperor’s own personal chef to thank Mondo Zax for subjugating the Aurin homeworld. Patriotic, Cozmotronic, and Highly Explosive!

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Bugs! Bugs Everywhere!

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BUGS! There are BUGS LITERALLY EVERWHERE!

They’re huge, they are. Big as a dagun and ten times as mean, bloody armored all over like miniature tanks. And they’re in me kitchen, me cupboards, and me drawers! I don’t like ’em, no sir I do NOT, and I WILL be complaining to the appropriate authorities, don’t you think I won’t.

[An unintelligible second speaker’s voice interjects.]

Well of COURSE the authorities are gonna do somethin’ about it then aren’t they? Giant bugs
with armor and little tech-y bits crawling all over everything and everybody, why wouldn’t they? The Dominion protects all her citizens, Marjorie, and don’t you forget it! I’d hate to have to report me own wife for disloyalty.

[Another interjection, louder and angrier but no more intelligible, is interjected by speaker number two.]

IT WERE A JOKE THEN, weren’t it? Crikey! Now let me record this warnin’, because the gods help them what help themselves. I know what I said! But no need to get
eaten by giant bugs awaitin’ the rescue due to all loyal Dominion citizens!

[Marjorie interjects incomprehensibly.]

Of course they’re all bugs! This planet is a strange and wondrous place, don’tcha know, and that means really big bugs. Fish-men? I didn’t see any fish-men. Those weren’t sentrybots o’ some kind? Well, strike me down. More’n meets the eye, here. All right, then. New warning! Listen up, whoever you are. BUGS ARE EVERYWHERE! And they’re really dangerous, really.
Marjorie and me – all right, just me, Marjorie says she doesn’t give an eeklu wink about what happens to you lot, which doesn’t strike me as all that friendly, but Marjorie, well, she’s opinionated. Where was I? Right! BUGS EVERYWHERE! But also, FISH-MEN! And they do appear to be in league, so they are.

[Marjorie interjects again, quite loudly, although the datachron cannot discern her individual words.]

I’ll finish when I’m good and ready! We’ve got to leave a warning for the – oh.
Well, that’s that then. Hullo, fish-men. Say, you wouldn’t be friendly by any chance, would you?

[The crackle of energy weapons is followed by a pair of heavy thumps and the clacking of insectoid feet before the recording shuts off.]

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Ikthian Analysis: Eldan Augmentation

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[Your datachron is barely able to translate this complex Ikthian analysis of Eldan nanotech.]

QUERY: Ancients TECHNOLOGICAL enhancement BIOLOGICAL parameters?

RESPONSE: Parameters EXCEEDING expected results. All BIOLOGICAL subjects VIABLE RECIPIENTS enhancement PROCEDURE. Variables ENCODED accounted CALCULATED.

QUERY: TECHNOLOGICAL enhancement IKTHIAN biology
COMPATIBILITY negative. Expected result?

RESPONSE: TECHNOLOGICAL enhancement MUTATION RATE accelerating. ORGANIC TISSUE targeted. Analyzed. IKTHIAN IMMUNITY not guaranteed.

QUERY: Research possible TECHNOLOGICAL BIOLOGICAL enhancement tests:
– COMBAT
– MOBILITY
– DURABILITY
– VIABILITY

BIOLOGICAL parameters CONTROLLABLE?

RESPONSE: CONTROLLABILITY expected.
RESEARCH engaged. FOCUSED questioning. EXPERIMENTATION proceeds. QUERY: BIOLOGICAL interference INEVITABLE. Action RECOMMENDATION?

RESPONSE: Infect BIOLOGICAL forms. MONITOR. DEFEND. CONTROL. REQUIRED: Fail-safes. COMBUSTION WEAPONS. PYROPLASM REQUIRED.
Do not risk IKTHIAN LIFE. Proceed.

[Datachron translation matrix unable to continue. Please try again later.]

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So You’re Going to Die on Nexus

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As the ancient Eldan proverb says: All things that are must one day cease to be. What is now shall be past later. And as we say at Eternal Vigilance Acres: Now is the time to prepare for later, with new ceremonial plots on the planet Nexus.

Naturally, everyone wants to know what happens if one doesn’t make it back from their journey beyond the Fringe. Accidents happen. People age. Realists make bold yet obvious proclamations. That’s why we at EVA have prepared this Funereally
Asked Questions list just for you, Dominion citizen.

IF I DIE ON NEXUS IS MY SOUL LOST TO THE GODS?
Dying on Nexus poses many unique problems for the spiritually minded, and we at Eternal Vigilance Acres have anticipated them all, and cleared any sticky religious issues with the High Sentinel herself! And rest assured, as it is the lost planet of the gods, your immortal soul could not be in a safer place upon departing your physical body. If it was good enough for the Eldan, it’s
good enough for Dominion citizens!

WHAT IF I AM NOT CASSIAN AND MY CULTURE HAS ITS OWN DEATH RITUALS?
Ha! That is really very funny. Of course all cultures of the Dominion are part of the Vigilant Church, and may participate in the church’s death rituals as a matter of course. However, Eternal Vigilance Acres recognizes that not all citizens will be comfortable with this arrangement, so we are happy to announce full support for Draken ancestor rituals, Chua disintegration chambers,
and Mechari disassembly chants.

WHAT IF MY BODY CAN’T BE RECOVERED?
We at EVA have never met a body that couldn’t be at least partially recovered, even if what was recovered is little more than a few isotopes and atoms. And that’s all it takes to arrange a proper burial, whether your eternal rest takes place in a wooden coffin, a ceramic urn, or the cold vacuum of space.

CAN I JUST HAVE MY BODY SHIPPED BACK TO CASSUS/BEZGELOR/MIKROS/OTHER HOMEWORLD?

Of course you can! But be advised, such a prospect can be prohibitively expensive for all but the wealthiest citizens. And we at EVA would urge anyone thinking along these lines to consider this: the emperor himself has declared Nexus the new capital of the entire empire. There’s no need to have your body sent anywhere else – you’re already home.

I’M AN EXILE. CAN EVA HELP ME?
Yeah, that’s going to be a no. Please don’t write in again.