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Problematic Prototype

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Vorion: Order of the Makers

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I have constructed an early prototype of an AI construct I am calling “the Caretaker”. Early tests of its capabilities have been successful, although a number of glitches in its neural architecture often result in systemic network fractures. Despite these setbacks, the Pell have become very interested in the Caretaker, and I often find them interacting with his various nodes…

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Faction: Dominion

Type: Datacube

LolliGagging

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On a small burning crate, next to a Bounty Board that gives quest “WANTED: Gormash the Lopp-Crusher [Group 2+]”.

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LolliGagging

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Choose the Lopp life. Choose a Lopp job. Choose a village. Choose a bride. Choose a great big shiny pile of shinies, choose kurg-washers, kurg, compact shinies and underwater shinies and electrical shinies and shinies and shinies and more shinies! Choose friends. Choose hat. Choose spear. Choose future. Choose bride. I say that already? Choose kurg again because Lopp love kurg. Choose shinies. Choose Lopp life.

But Lopp say why?
Lopp learn secret. Lopp not have to choose. Lopp choose not to choose! Lopp choose something else. Why? Who cares! Lopp not need reasons when Lopp have Lolli-Lopps!

-Anonymous

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Faction: Exile

Type: Journal

Lopp Combat Techniques

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Inside of a box. This box is on a small wooden platform. South from this platform many lopps train hard to succeed perfection.

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Lopp Combat Techniques

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[This instructive book by the famed Lopp bounty hunter Marshal Yubbi outlines the basics of Lopp combat. It is not a lengthy book.]

SPEAR
Spear is chosen weapon of Lopp, especially. Most Lopp make own spear or inherit spear from family. Spear really useful! Spear make holes in things with the stabbing. Also useful to see how deep water is before walking kurg across it. And for stabbing!

KURG
Kurg! Every Lopp love kurg. Lot of kurg
to love! But kurg also useful weapon. Why? Big! Way bigger than Lopp! Kurg-stomp work just as good as spear-hole, if not hunting! If are hunting, kurg-stomp good for tenderizing meat!

CRAZY BIG-FOLK WEAPONS
Big-folk make lots of crazy weapons! But Nexus big scary place. Makes sense! Lopp love spears, but Lopp have to learn guns too. Just remember: point the glowy end away from face!

RUNNING
Lopp’s best friends are
hippity-hoppity feet! Stay out of way, and be Lopp brave. Then lure baddies into scariness! Lots of big scaries on Nexus. Also, could just run away. Running always good for Lopp! Good exercise too.

TEETH
I know! Controversial. But Lopp have good teeth for the chompy-chomp! Get bitey. Go crazy! Nobody expects Lopp bites! Just make sure not to bite somebody trying to bite you already. That gets complicated.

SPEAR
Really! Best
weapon! Been a while since we talked about it. Don’t forget! Also good for hanging laundry, or for measuring how far Lopp can jump. And the stabbing! Always the stabbing.

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Faction: Exile

Type: Journal

Explorers Union Handbook (Footnotes)

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On a wooden shelf, next to a big piles of pillows and green cabinet, inside of a Explorers Union Headquarters. Entrance to this Headquarters if north from nearby Transmat Terminal.

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Find and enter Explorers Union Headquarders.

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Explorers Union Handbook (Footnotes)

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[This malfunctioning copy of the Explorers Union Handbook is stuck on the first page of footnotes.]

1. As first reported by Aurin documentarian Jain Spikeroot in the award-winning holodoc “Burning Harvest: The Fireshale Farmers of Cairn Beta.”

2. Red, blue, a standard multitool, twelve, a Cassian eel, seven, and “pumera punch,” respectively.

3. Not to be confused with The Appropriate Response, the popular Chuabilly group known
for their hit holotune “Nineteen Nebula Nights,” which knocked Vion Septima’s “Dominus Reborn” from the top spot after the latter’s record-breaking 214-week stay at the top of the galactic charts.

4. Though popularly believed guilty, he was never convicted of the crime in a Dominion court. Therefore it was technically a revenge killing rather than a proper execution.

5. “Dreadnaught” Davidar, Broft “Bumbler” Bumstand, and “Sweet
Plasma” Sprocketworth were not considered founding members of the union.

6. Bark is not recommended as a sustained source of nutrients, and the publishers of this handbook are not responsible for any allergic reactions that may result.

7. Excerpted from “The Man Who Shot Vigilance Lynx” by Kab Drinkmire. Used with permission.

8. A) Yes, B) No, C) Yes, D) Yes, E) Trick question, the so-called Ghost House has been legally removed
from historical records, therefore it cannot be considered an official historical source – validity of these resources aside.

9. This is not the first such Mechari/Cassian marriage recorded in Dominion history, just the most high-profile.

10. Excerpted from “Maps are for Amateurs” by Dorian Walker. Used with permission.

11. The cause of the accident was ultimately determined to be neglected maintenance on the spindrive coolant system,
although the official story was certainly more inspiring – especially for propaganda purposes.

12. Thirteen.

13. Twelve.

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Faction: Exile

Type: Journal