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7:30 Nexus Mean Time
NEXUS CRITTER JAMBOREE with MYA CUDDLEFUZZ
Today’s critters include an adorable baby jabbit, a hungry baby chompacabra, and a whole lot of unexpected childhood trauma! Parents, be sure to tune in with your children for this very special NCJ.
CHOMPY THE FRIENDLY
JABBY THE BABY JABBIT (DECEASED)…..Himself
FLEET NEWS MORNING
All the news from the Exile Fleet and beyond, without the Dominion propaganda. Join host JILLIAN MOONCREST for interviews with movers, shakers, and newsmakers. Whether they’re flying high in the arkship Gambler’s Ruin or breaking new ground on the new Exile homeworld Nexus, Fleet News is there!
9:30 Nexus Mean Time
GALAXY’S FUNNIEST STARSHIP CRASHES
As your host, retired flying ace Captain “Skyhook” Fellstrand, likes to say, “It’s time to laugh at tragedy!” Because if you can’t laugh at tragedy, you can’t heal. And starship crashes are also funny, it turns out! This week: A can of bingberry jam triggers a catastrophic engine failure aboard a private star yacht; a friendly game of Blast-the-Asteroids turns into a hilariously deadly game of Bounce-Your-Ship-Off-the-Asteroids-Until-
You-Impact-On-the-Surface; and we answer the age-old question: can jabbits fly? Yes! After a fashion. But not very well, it turns out, and landing safely is utterly out of the question. A 24-segment holo-pictorial!
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