Say You, Say Bleep: A Guide to Interspecies Relations

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On table, inside circular foundation house, behind NPC Interspecies Relations Liasion, in a small settlement Profitorium 9.




Say You, Say Bleep: A Guide to Interspecies Relations


[This informative Protostar manual published by Protostar Books is a useful how-to guide for those who wish to encourage alliances between hostile species. Protostar analysts believe this volume’s surprising popularity may be due to a common, but egregious, misunderstanding of the title by lonely and curious human males.]

STEP ONE: Dress to impress! You will find a standard Protostar employee uniform conveys with market-tested
certainty that you are a clone on the go. Protostar standard employee uniforms – the first step in every first contact marketing situation!

STEP TWO: Know your exchange rates! Personality templates can only imprint current pricing structures in the galaxy. Download a market patch daily, or face recycling! Only then can you represent Protostar’s superior products and services to previously unknown species.

STEP THREE: Smile! It goes a long way. It’s also mandatory!


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