[This informative Protostar manual published by Protostar Books is a useful how-to guide for those who wish to encourage alliances between hostile species. Protostar analysts believe this volume’s surprising popularity may be due to a common, but egregious, misunderstanding of the title by lonely and curious human males.]
STEP ONE: Dress to impress! You will find a standard Protostar employee uniform conveys with market-tested
certainty that you are a clone on the go. Protostar standard employee uniforms – the first step in every first contact marketing situation!
STEP TWO: Know your exchange rates! Personality templates can only imprint current pricing structures in the galaxy. Download a market patch daily, or face recycling! Only then can you represent Protostar’s superior products and services to previously unknown species.
STEP THREE: Smile! It goes a long way. It’s also mandatory!