Goti Tan’s Lab Notes

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Goti Tan’s Lab Notes

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“Poke pumera with sharp stick,” Togor says.

Might as well tell Goti to put head in pumera’s mouth. Would be more efficient.

So, I find sharp stick.

Then I find pumera. Pumera growls.

I poke pumera with sharp stick. Pumera attacks.

I run and hide. Pumera follows but does not catch.

I return to Togor. I tell Togor test results. “Trail rope in front of pumera,” Togor says.

Might as well tell Goti to hang self with rope. Would be more efficient.

So, I find rope.

Then I find
different pumera. Pumera growls.

I trail rope in front of pumera. Pumera wiggles behind, jumps on rope.

I run with rope. Pumera follows, claws rope. I lose rope. Pumera gnaws on rope.

I return to Togor. I tell Togor test results. “Use brush to comb pumera,” Togor says.

Might as well tell Goti to jump in vat of acid. Would be more efficient.

So, I find brush.

Then I find different pumera. Pumera growls.

Then I realize how stupid experiment is. I leave pumera, throw brush away.

Togor can tug own tail until it bleeds. Goti go home now.