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– The Last Man Standing –

***Current Beverage Selections***

“Ask Grok for the latest arrivals.”
– Brewmaster Grok

OLD SQUIRGLICKER BROWN LAGER
A distinctive, nutty brown lager flavored with essence of squirg. Don’t worry, we’re completely sure the alchohol kills the microscopic parasites that can trigger homicidal squirg-zombie outbreaks. Well, pretty completely sure.
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GROK’S PRIVATE RESERVE NO. 7
A full-bodied ale brewed in the Granok tradition.
Numbers 1-6 have been withdrawn due to fatalities among non-Granok consumers. Also, the vomiting. So. Much. Vomiting.
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GNOX BLUE RIBBON
Looking to get drunk cheap? You came to the right place, so long as you’re ordering a GBR and don’t fill up on bread first.
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PROTOSTAR CLONE-STRENGTH MALTED LIQUOR-STYLE BEVERAGE WITH FLAV-O-RITE
Protostar pays handsomely to make us carry this… stuff. Look, it’s worst-selling beer
at The Last Man Standing for a reason, but even if you order one you’ll probably get a GBR. Grok has standards.
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MORDEBRÄU
Fortified with exotic serums, rare elements, genuine Grismaran spices, and a surprising alcohol level of 0%, this beverage is restricted to Mordesh patrons only – which is good, because no one else wants to drink it.
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LOPP DOUBLE-HOPPED
Brewed by Lopp artisans with rare Lagosian hops brought from their homeworld,
Lopp Double-Hopped has become the beverage of choice for patrons who also enjoy short scarves, absurdly tight denim pants, thick-rimmed spectacles, and asymmetrical haircuts. Ever since GBR was adopted by the masses without irony, at least.
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KROGGFIDDIE
Say what you will about the Darkspur Cartel, but they sure known how to distill a mean single malt. Even Exile judges have been known to kick back with a glass or
seven. Served on the rocks – not ice, but actual rocks, because Krogg are like that – or neat. We’re in Whitevale, you want ice, go get some.
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PIRATE-STRENGTH ROTGUT RUM
Marauders make this (the secret flavor? Bilge water!). It’s really strong. We’re probably not supposed to be selling it. Drink at your own risk. Hey, at least it’s not Slush.
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SLUSH CLASSIC
This is so illegal. It’s really only on the menu
because it makes us seem a little extra bad-ass. Please do not order this or the bartender will be arrested and probably hanged.
…………….Not For Sale (but seriously talk to the bartender)
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